“It’s a curse that afflicts one in every generation.”
“What is the curse, grandpa?”
“The curse is – loving big tiddy fox girls! Hooo Boy! Love them big tiddy fox girls!”
“Stupid old man, that’s not a curse, that’s just you being a pervy old man!”
“IM TELLING YA ITS A CURSE! I DONT WANT THESE FEELINGS! THEY KEEP ME FROM GOING AFTER DEM TID-”
*Slams door*
“Take him back to the retirement home.”
*Muffled* “Why doesn’t anyone believe me?! It’s the cuuuuuuurse!”