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Bottas Heimfe (Dovahkitty)
Bottas Heimfe (Dovahkitty)
December 15th, 2017 2:23 AM

i’ve seen rocks with more of a reaction to getting punched

zophah
December 15th, 2017 12:18 PM

I always love seeing your comments, Dovahkitty.

Bottas Heimfe (Dovahkitty)
Bottas Heimfe (Dovahkitty)
December 15th, 2017 4:00 PM
Reply to  zophah

oh? someone actually enjoys my special brand of insanity? that’s good to know

James-Polymer
James-Polymer
December 16th, 2017 3:29 PM

Yeah, but that was a Chris Redfield punch, and he was the protagonist of an action video-game. What’s a wimpy top-of-the-line combat super-android next to that?

Raconis
Raconis
December 16th, 2017 11:59 PM

reminds me of Saitama myself, the enemy throwing everything they could at them and he’s all like ‘huh?’

Shadizar Silvermask
Shadizar Silvermask
December 17th, 2017 7:39 PM
Reply to  Raconis

Although his enemies are all delusional, they read in all sorts of fantasies about his reactions (or lack thereof) because of how intimidatingly powerful they are rather than it being because they’re comically weak compared to him.

Aron Dragonwolf
Aron Dragonwolf
December 15th, 2017 3:31 AM

If he is unaware he is invulnerable/unaffected by outside influence. Very useful if he can figure how to use it.

Darkoneko Hellsing
Darkoneko Hellsing
December 15th, 2017 6:41 AM

Ironically, he can’t, because of the unaware part.

Shadizar Silvermask
Shadizar Silvermask
December 17th, 2017 7:40 PM

He does have a way of zoning out but he’s yet to train it up to combat-level usefulness.

Alexander
Alexander
December 15th, 2017 5:43 AM

I stand corrected from my last comment. Way to go Phil!

Darkoneko Hellsing
Darkoneko Hellsing
December 15th, 2017 6:40 AM

OW, I hope this isn’t broken.

CazzT
CazzT
December 15th, 2017 7:03 AM

Phil reminds me of Bink from the first few Xanth novels.

Shadizar Silvermask
Shadizar Silvermask
December 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Reply to  CazzT

Except even Bink could be killed by a mundane attack (hence why his power would manipulate events to look like some coincidence protected him rather than his power). Phil doesn’t even have to worry about that, since his opponents so far at least have such a limited mindset as to focus on direct, injurious attacks none of them think of subtle attacks like suffocation or drowning.

OtherPlayers
OtherPlayers
December 18th, 2017 12:13 AM

While those methods might work, I’m not sure how they would get him into the water/sit still long enough to pass out. Like you can’t magic a hole underneath him, you can’t just shoot water at him, the mages we’ve seen so far generally aren’t the buff people that could manhandle you into the water… and if he had his staff on him like he would in most conflicts it’s not like conventional methods for getting him to sit still long enough to suffocate/drown would be that effective either when he’s swinging around a two-ton stick at you.
I guess maybe they could hire mundane mercenaries to use conventional explosives to blow up a bridge he was crossing or something and then dogpile him underwater, but other than that…

Magic Enchilladas
Magic Enchilladas
January 14th, 2018 9:11 PM
Reply to  OtherPlayers

All of that is true but then the next null would be impervious to that. The first died to magic, and the first true null apparently died to blunt force trauma.

Jorge L. Carreras Jr.
Jorge L. Carreras Jr.
December 15th, 2017 8:39 AM

Give it up while you’re ahead, doll. Keep going and you’ll be on the floor in itty-bitty pieces without Phil having to lift a finger against you.

Inaki
Inaki
December 15th, 2017 9:52 AM

Phils “Easy to distract” trait randomly gives him a bonus to his AC. The bonus is always 10 points more than the attackers highest possible attack roll.

Merlin
Merlin
December 15th, 2017 10:09 AM

Oh, by the way, Lilith, you’re opponent is immune to physical harm.

Krahazik
December 15th, 2017 10:34 AM
Reply to  Merlin

Magic doesnt exactly work on him either.

Matthew Krawczun
Matthew Krawczun
December 15th, 2017 2:00 PM

see that’s why you don’t throw a punch like that kids. open palm strike people its a sold bone battering ram and very unlikely to brake.

Facade Kitsune
Facade Kitsune
December 15th, 2017 3:46 PM

he knows he can take a sniper round what’s a punch going to do

Matthew Krawczun
Matthew Krawczun
December 15th, 2017 8:05 PM
Reply to  Facade Kitsune

sorry i meant “she” not “he” i was talking about Lilith.

Xsanguine8
December 16th, 2017 11:07 AM

Not true, that’s basically the same thing you try to do when you fall, and I can assure you, that it can break your wrist.

Psyche
Psyche
December 15th, 2017 4:15 PM

Did…did Lilith just break her hand?

Dorje
Dorje
December 15th, 2017 6:54 PM

Confirmed not a fluke of Lilith’s insanity. This is a direct result of her abounding overconfidence. The cure for that is sadly not as simple as brain/phylactery surgery.

DudeHack
DudeHack
December 15th, 2017 9:06 PM

So Liliths cute and all, but she needs a shock collar something fierce

Piccolo
Piccolo
December 16th, 2017 9:08 AM

Sorry, but Phils subtype is immune to sneak attacks.

The_Ninjaneer
The_Ninjaneer
December 16th, 2017 11:00 AM

*insert nope.avi here*

Nealend86
Nealend86
December 16th, 2017 11:37 PM

Time for some repair work on that hand of yours Lil. Hope you decide to stop there before you break a leg on him.

MysticJanus
MysticJanus
December 17th, 2017 1:45 AM

You would think a combat android’s wrist wouldn’t bend that way when impacting. Clear indicator that she punched improperly, regardless of Phil’s immunity.

Sage
December 17th, 2017 5:16 AM
Reply to  MysticJanus

You are missing something vital to why her wrist did that. The final panel and how shes moving her hand and fingers around is a clue.

LinuxTheKid
LinuxTheKid
December 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Reply to  Sage

Robot girls are powered by magic, to include their limbs. While punching Phil, her arm was affected by his power and she lost control of her hand. I suspect this hasn’t come up in the past because Staffanie and Lien never attacked him directly with their bare hands (although, I do recall Lien grabbing Phil by the neck and using him as a shield, so that might poke holes in my theory, except for the whole “Phil’s power typically doesn’t want to harm people” thing)

MysticJanus
MysticJanus
December 18th, 2017 10:26 AM
Reply to  LinuxTheKid

Yeah, I had completely forgotten about that little tidbit. I still cringe at looking at that panel. I haven’t ever punched with my wrist bent, but being put into a gooseneck wrist lock reminds me all too well just how painful that would’ve been had she been human.

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