“It’s fine mom, he didn’t get a chance to try to hurt me since he got stuck on trying to kill your girlfriend.”

“Oh REALLY…”

Meanwhile with Susanoo

*Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”

But as an aside I guess we get a bit of the “form informs the mind” here, that or Inari is just that nervous around Yuki and goes right to “oh god, I can’t shut up”. I’m a little sad no newts were involved (I’m sure they’d get better) but this certainly has been a very troublesome day for Yuki but hopefully this little event is the capstone and then she can take a vacation from Phil/Kate’s honeymoon.

I just realized the Magi are going to have a very interesting reaction to the recounting.

“Well things were going fine until we met a water spirit who took offense to me and tried to convince Amaterasu to sink our cruise ship but it wasn’t really Amaterasu and Yuki sealed it at the bottom of the Indian Ocean then we found a little girl asking for help and her sister was possessed by an outsider which Phil banished which lead to another outsider who possessed Yuki’s son Inari who she brought to me and I blipped the monster out of existence saving Inari then me and Yuki went to make sure all the outsider was gone but while we were away one of Susanoo’s minions came after Inari and tried to turn Kate into a fish but she turned him into a toad and Yuki went to have a chat with Susanoo.”

Magi collectively blink

Emi:turns to Kate “You do realize we are not letting you go anywhere unattended again after this right?”

Kate: “Yeah, yeah, I get it.”

And Phil totally would just drop it all in one massive info dump like that. Serena wouldn’t quite know enough to parse it, Hugh would follow Lia’s cue but unfortunately she’s so overwhelmed she just freezes up, the twins are like ‘yeah that tracks’, and Emi is the only one able to talk because her rage wrapped so far around she went back to being calm.