Oh, no! Michelle may have turned her onto music videos.
The living room will not be familiar, yet it will.
BUN IN OVEN! I repeat, BUN IN OVEN!!!
We don’t know that. About 8 in 10 couples get pregnant after a year of “kneading the dough”.
I’m sure they relish the practice tho’. Again, they likely shouldn’t have waited (due to cultural taboos?), but luckily they seem compatible and eager to expand the business. Now they need to test drive Michelle…
… with or without “marriage à trois” …
Well… Brownies in oven, then.
Don’t mind me. Just being my silly self.
I’ve always believed.waiting till after helps ensure that the relationship is based on mental and emotional compatibility, a that many divorces are caused by people confusing good in bed with good parter.
Takes at least 12-48hrs for conception to occur after copulation. Yes, all those images of sperm attacking eggs have lied to you.
Video games, preferably while wearing headsets. It gives an environmental distraction (the music), and a “thing-to-do” distraction (concentrating on the game). All other options involve messing with the magical connection.
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Oh, no! Michelle may have turned her onto music videos.
The living room will not be familiar, yet it will.
BUN IN OVEN! I repeat, BUN IN OVEN!!!
We don’t know that. About 8 in 10 couples get pregnant after a year of “kneading the dough”.
I’m sure they relish the practice tho’. Again, they likely shouldn’t have waited (due to cultural taboos?), but luckily they seem compatible and eager to expand the business. Now they need to test drive Michelle…
… with or without “marriage à trois” …
Well… Brownies in oven, then.
Don’t mind me. Just being my silly self.
I’ve always believed.waiting till after helps ensure that the relationship is based on mental and emotional compatibility, a that many divorces are caused by people confusing good in bed with good parter.
Takes at least 12-48hrs for conception to occur after copulation. Yes, all those images of sperm attacking eggs have lied to you.
Video games, preferably while wearing headsets. It gives an environmental distraction (the music), and a “thing-to-do” distraction (concentrating on the game). All other options involve messing with the magical connection.