“It’s a curse that afflicts one in every generation.”
“What is the curse, grandpa?”
“The curse is – loving big tiddy fox girls! Hooo Boy! Love them big tiddy fox girls!”
“Stupid old man, that’s not a curse, that’s just you being a pervy old man!”
“IM TELLING YA ITS A CURSE! I DONT WANT THESE FEELINGS! THEY KEEP ME FROM GOING AFTER DEM TID-”
*Slams door*
“Take him back to the retirement home.”
*Muffled* “Why doesn’t anyone believe me?! It’s the cuuuuuuurse!”
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It is admittedly difficult to relate to a character out of history or mythology as a flesh-and-blood person.
I doubt this kid meant real harm, but still… yeah. Time to take down the peeping Tom-gallery.
But the tourists love the pictures!
Will they love taking a curse or a blast of foxfire to the face?
I don’t think the face is what he is trying to downplay here ( . )( . )
I really want them to bang
Yuki is still trying to convince Phil to knock her up, this kid would have to be VERY impressive in some way (probably a magical way) for her to go for him instead
Is that an actual plot point or a fan theory? I could have sworn she was just interested in helping Phil and Kate conceive children and just happened to have an odd sense of personal space.
The Philkates are no longer in need of help though, now that they fulfill their cultures lewd habits of waiting until the honeymoon. (Or at least, that’s the impression I’ve got.)
She was offering to magically facilitate the conception of their child, but was willing to help more directly, for science. I think she made the offer, so that the celestials would get a research sample, and can see if any of Phil’s kids inherit Null powers.
Just call it “art”. And call it a day before Yuki “fires” you. 🔥