#2554 #2554 published on October 24th, 2022Read more posts by the author of #2554, Sage10 Comments on #2554 Every few hundred years, now that’s one way to make sure you always come back to something new going on.
Okay, crash course time. This is your Documents folder. That’s where you put cat videos. This is your Pictures folder—cat videos go in there too. This is the deskto—Look, you’re going to need to get a 𝙡𝙤𝙩 of cat videos if you want to get anywhere on a computer. Let me show you Reddit and Youtube.
Don’t forget the avoid-laptop-crash course time as well. You may want to teach her about memory sizes – cat videos are purr evil when they roll up in every corner.
Yuki is so *smol*! Cuddle size. 👀
Yuki is going to find out about the Quantum Laser Rune Circles isn’t she?
Freestyle dancing perhaps, her 9 tails could work wonders and I’d like a wing person at times. Cuddles for after, naturally. No to the rest, my nerd side is into astrobiology and cosmology at the moment. All lasers build on quantum physics and large rune stones have text curlicues and I don’t think I have any of those thingamajigs lying around – both are soo last millenium.
better tell her not to click on ads
We made rocks think.
Not to oversimplify though, you have to flatten and engrave them first, then shoot tiiiny lightning through
It may not be gneiss to you, but we *are* thinking rocks. In the basalt sense that biology split from geology 4 billion years ago.
Oh foo. Obviously cat videos go in the Videos folder, cat pictures in the Pictures folder, cat documents in the Documents folder! Make subfolders so cats and dogs are separate, and add shortcuts in Docs/Pics/Vids to the other two. Cross-references are important. Oh, cat meows in the Music folder. Vinyl, Super 8, 16 and 35mm film (you did keep them, right?), magnetic wire and tape reels get digitised with VHS and Betamax.
“Hardware sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
“Generally, you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”