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Damaged
Damaged
January 24th, 2022 4:32 AM

“Lovely rocks you got up ‘ere, squire. Imagine if you didn’t pay the 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 on them? Why, just about anybody could wander up and—Oh. Oh no. Sorry about that, squire. Surely you can see that paying insurance on all these 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨 would prevent more 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙜𝙚?”
—In an exaggerated British Gangster voice

Montana
Montana
January 24th, 2022 4:40 AM

lol

hevensdragon
hevensdragon
January 24th, 2022 4:47 AM

On one hand the officer cares and is worried, on the other hand its very unnecessary and belittling.
In the officers defense he has seen the monters and has a idea what they can do, but he really has no way to know what the human monster can do. His idea of the strongest humans is a heavly armored and armed spec ops squad, not nerdy boy with fancy rock stick. Hell he knows about magic, which likely he would see that as well armed but Phill doesn’t even have that. It makes sense that he would underestimate Phill.

Torbjörn Larsson
Torbjörn Larsson
January 24th, 2022 6:35 AM

Phil will *not* gravel unnecessarily before officers.

skandral
January 24th, 2022 10:45 AM

Phil does seem boulder than he used to be.

Dorcus
Dorcus
January 24th, 2022 12:09 PM
Reply to  skandral

He has been developing his foundation, and this was a miner disagreement.

cwglenn
January 24th, 2022 1:10 PM
Reply to  Dorcus

He’s got that stony look down pat.

Torbjörn Larsson
Torbjörn Larsson
January 24th, 2022 4:22 PM
Reply to  cwglenn

Puntastic! Much appreciated, all of you!

I’m mortary happy.

hevensdragon
hevensdragon
January 24th, 2022 10:35 PM
Reply to  cwglenn

Not to rock the boat but I simply must wonder it these puns should continue is such a quickly crumbling conversation.

Ecchi Kitty
January 24th, 2022 11:11 AM

Delightful low-key flex. I get the officers doubts, but I also get where Phil would be tired of them.

Dorje Sylas
January 24th, 2022 12:50 PM

Phil needs an impressive hat, with his name and job title on it. Possibly with Orichalcum piping. People would argue with him less.

Philip Brown!
Goblin Thumper!

Torbjörn Larsson
Torbjörn Larsson
January 24th, 2022 4:27 PM
Reply to  Dorje Sylas

“Phil. I’m staff. ”

No, wait, …

Sandman366
Sandman366
January 25th, 2022 12:57 AM
Reply to  Dorje Sylas

Hmm. Maybe even have a small flame off of the top, just to really draw attention to it. 😉

linuxthekid
linuxthekid
January 25th, 2022 3:20 AM
Reply to  Dorje Sylas

Man its been a long time since that scene

https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080514

Torbjörn Larsson
Torbjörn Larsson
January 25th, 2022 4:46 AM
Reply to  linuxthekid

Nice hat.

The Ninjaneer
The Ninjaneer
January 24th, 2022 3:12 PM

Immoveable object, meet unstoppable force

cy414
cy414
January 24th, 2022 3:37 PM

aand now we know what happened to that volcano. i bet it was full of mermaids.

originaltych
originaltych
January 25th, 2022 1:34 PM

big phil flex right their

jrh150482
jrh150482
January 26th, 2022 7:29 PM

Phil speaks softly and carries a big stick… that weighs several tons.

anony
January 28th, 2022 8:52 PM

Did you intend for the staff to be slightly bent in the frame where it’s hitting the rock?

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